ss. Come here... I am a woman now!

ss. I'm kind of a one trick pony, stuff that works on other girls
probably wont work on me.

ss. I was never uncomfortable with us both hooking up with the same
guy until now. It was ok that he touched both of our vaginas, but not
that he tried to finger both of our butts without our consent.

ss1. I don't remember his name, but he was Irish.
ss2. We're going to call him Seamus O'Flannigan.

ss1. If you're mad, he's going to be upset too.
ss2. No, I'm going to be drunk and humping him.

Movie Quote Monday!

ss1. You're a virgin?  
ss2. You say that like it's a bad thing.
ss3. Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

ss1. Goddamn it. This sucks!  I'm really horny but I'm on my period.
ss2. And?
ss1. No, I just can't.  It's against my religion. ... Then again so is sleeping with a girl and having sex before marriage.

ss1. I'm still a virgin and not about to lose it to HIM and DEFINITELY not in an Oldsmobile.

ss2. So what DID happen? 

ss1. But I mean ... basically if I didn't have pants on we would have had sex. you know? I freakin had dry sex with him! Fully clothed! Except for his pants.

ss1. Why do you look so sad?
ss2. I just got dickslapped!