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after having anal sex
ss. You know, I do have a perfectly good pussy.
hs. Oh I'm sure you do.
ss. Well, I do and other boys like it just fine.
hs. Well fuck them then.

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hs. I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...
ss. Okay, just stop talking.

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hs. Suck me beautiful.
ss. What did you just say?
hs. Suck me beautiful! (she laughs) Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
ss. That's pathetic!

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hs. Soft lips.
ss. I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time, more like for wearing lipstick... and whistling.

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ss. Take me to Pleasure Town.
hs. Oh, we're going there.

ss. after hearing his obviously fake orgasmic moan What the fuck was that? Did you come?
hs. Uh... yeah.
ss. No you didn't. You faked it.

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hs. I like you. I like you a lot. But things are just moving a little too fast. I'm just not ready to say, "I love you".
ss. What makes you think I want you to say, "I love you"?
hs. Oh, come on. Back there. You wouldn't do it because I wouldn't say those three little words.
ss. You colossal moron! "Suck... my... cock".

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ss. Do you have protection?
hs. I don't like guns.

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ss. I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker.

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ss. Fuck you.
hs. Not even if you let me video tape it.

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ss. Your cock is so smooth!
hs. Yours would be too... if you were a man.

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hs. What about birth control?
ss. Menopause.

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ss1. You're a virgin?  
ss2. You say that like it's a bad thing.
ss3. Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

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hs. Do you want to do it doggie style?
ss. You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
hs. It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

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ss. It's turkey time.
hs. Huh?
ss. Gobble, gobble.

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hs. (looking at his backseat) There's blood. Do you still have your period?
ss. No, I would've warned you.  
hs. What just happened here?
ss. ...Let's just get dressed.
hs. Are you telling me I popped your cherry?