ss. Get your head out of my cleavage.
hs. What's cleavage? This is just a face full of titties.

hs. Stop stabbing me with your earrings!

hs. I'm just a love monkey and I won't peel my banana for nobody but you.
ss. Ew.
hs. Ok, I won't put the peel on my banana for nobody but you.

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after having anal sex
ss. You know, I do have a perfectly good pussy.
hs. Oh I'm sure you do.
ss. Well, I do and other boys like it just fine.
hs. Well fuck them then.

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hs. I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...
ss. Okay, just stop talking.

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hs. Suck me beautiful.
ss. What did you just say?
hs. Suck me beautiful! (she laughs) Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
ss. That's pathetic!

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hs. Soft lips.
ss. I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time, more like for wearing lipstick... and whistling.

ss. Are you going to make us sandwiches? I'll let you touch my booty.
hs. You do that anyway.
ss. Nooo. The booty is only for sandwich-makers.

hs. You've been smooch attacked. Ahh! ...Ok, I'll let you be autonomous now.

ss. When you woke up this morning, did you want an awkwardly long hug?
hs. When you woke up this morning, dis you want an awkwardly long hug and to get your leg humped?

while in the shower having sex, there is a knock at the door.
ss1. Hey, sorry to bother you, have you seen my brother?
ss2. ...um...
hs. Yea, I'm here. What's up?

hs. I think we have better sex if I spend an hour making you feel special beforehand, like it's more personal. Do you think men pick up prostitutes and then spend an hour and a half trying to convince them to have sex? No. Well, maybe the smart prostitutes because they'd make four times as much money.

ss. Stop that, no funny business.
hs. So I should stop tickling you and start trying for sexy business?

hs. What's your name?
ss. [her].
hs. I had sex with a [her] once. Not tonight though, tonight I'm going to have sex with a cougar.

ss. Is it ok? I haven't showered since last night.
hs. If I'm quiet when I'm eating then I'm happy.

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ss. Take me to Pleasure Town.
hs. Oh, we're going there.

ss. after hearing his obviously fake orgasmic moan What the fuck was that? Did you come?
hs. Uh... yeah.
ss. No you didn't. You faked it.

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hs. I like you. I like you a lot. But things are just moving a little too fast. I'm just not ready to say, "I love you".
ss. What makes you think I want you to say, "I love you"?
hs. Oh, come on. Back there. You wouldn't do it because I wouldn't say those three little words.
ss. You colossal moron! "Suck... my... cock".

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ss. Do you have protection?
hs. I don't like guns.

hs. God, you look great in this push-up bra.
ss. This isn't a push-up bra.
hs. I mean... your breasts look huge.