Showing posts with label sexy time gone wrong. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy time gone wrong. Show all posts

7.06.2010

ss. Get your head out of my cleavage.
hs. What's cleavage? This is just a face full of titties.
hs. Stop stabbing me with your earrings!

7.05.2010

Movie Quote Monday!

after having anal sex
ss. You know, I do have a perfectly good pussy.
hs. Oh I'm sure you do.
ss. Well, I do and other boys like it just fine.
hs. Well fuck them then.

Movie Quote Monday!

hs. I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...
ss. Okay, just stop talking.

Movie Quote Monday!

hs. Suck me beautiful.
ss. What did you just say?
hs. Suck me beautiful! (she laughs) Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
ss. That's pathetic!

Movie Quote Monday!

hs. Soft lips.
ss. I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time, more like for wearing lipstick... and whistling.

6.22.2010

ss. Stop that, no funny business.
hs. So I should stop tickling you and start trying for sexy business?

6.21.2010

ss. after hearing his obviously fake orgasmic moan What the fuck was that? Did you come?
hs. Uh... yeah.
ss. No you didn't. You faked it.

Movie Quote Monday!

hs. I like you. I like you a lot. But things are just moving a little too fast. I'm just not ready to say, "I love you".
ss. What makes you think I want you to say, "I love you"?
hs. Oh, come on. Back there. You wouldn't do it because I wouldn't say those three little words.
ss. You colossal moron! "Suck... my... cock".

Movie Quote Monday!

ss. Do you have protection?
hs. I don't like guns.

6.20.2010

hs. God, you look great in this push-up bra.
ss. This isn't a push-up bra.
hs. I mean... your breasts look huge.  

6.17.2010

ss. My tongue hurts, I think I have a canker sore.
hs. I guess I won't be asking you for any favors.

6.09.2010

ss. What are you doing?
hs. I'm a rhinoceros!

6.08.2010

hs. I'm gonna tickle you 'til you fart.
ss. Is that really where you see this night going?

6.07.2010

Movie Quote Monday!

hs. Do you want to do it doggie style?
ss. You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
hs. It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

Movie Quote Monday!

ss. It's turkey time.
hs. Huh?
ss. Gobble, gobble.

Movie Quote Monday!

hs. (looking at his backseat) There's blood. Do you still have your period?
ss. No, I would've warned you.  
hs. What just happened here?
ss. ...Let's just get dressed.
hs. Are you telling me I popped your cherry?

6.06.2010

hs. Fuck yea, fuck yea, fuck yea. Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU!
hs. This is embarrassing for you, I think I found some toilet paper stuck in your butt.
hs. Am I inside you?