Showing posts with label shot down. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shot down. Show all posts

7.05.2010

Movie Quote Monday!

hs. Suck me beautiful.
ss. What did you just say?
hs. Suck me beautiful! (she laughs) Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
ss. That's pathetic!

6.24.2010

ss. Are you going to make us sandwiches? I'll let you touch my booty.
hs. You do that anyway.
ss. Nooo. The booty is only for sandwich-makers.

6.22.2010

ss. Stop that, no funny business.
hs. So I should stop tickling you and start trying for sexy business?

6.15.2010

exchange via text message at a table of five.
hs. You look good, do you have a boyfriend?
ss. No.
hs. Meet me in the bathroom.
He goes to the bathroom, and returns five minutes later. She and her friends leave the restaurant.

6.14.2010

Movie Quote Monday!

ss. Fuck you.
hs. Not even if you let me video tape it.

6.10.2010

hs. Well, if you want I could try going down on you.
ss. Oh my god no, I'd rather die.

6.09.2010

hs. Do you want to have sex?
ss. No.
hs. Well do you at least want to titty-fuck?

6.08.2010

hs. So can I kiss you?
she blows raspberry
hs. I don't think that's as sexy as you think it is.

6.03.2010

he starts to spoon her
hs. I want to go down on you right now.
ss. You are such a bitch.

5.29.2010

hs. Do you girls prefer trimmed or shaved?
ss. Isn't this a question you should be asking your wife?

5.20.2010

hs. YE-YEAHH. YE-YEAHH.
ss. OKAAAAY.
hs. What?
ss. Oh, I thought we were quoting Lil' Jon.
hs. Your skin is so soft.
ss. Pathetically cliche.

5.19.2010

hs. Are we going to have sex?
ss. I don't want your babies or your STDs.