hs. Haha, I was just thinking of that story about your step-mom and the guy with the horse penis. ss. Can we discuss this when you're not inside of me?
Had sex in the dark. After, he goes to the bathroom and turns on the light.... hs. Babe, I think I just put it in your butt.
5.30.2010
After kissing for about 30 seconds, he puts her hand over his flaccid penis... hs. You want to? ss. No. I'm going to leave.
ss. Oh, Chris. hs. Who the hell is Chris?!
hs. Is there a grocery store or something around here? ss. It's closed, what do you want? hs. It's 2am in the castro, some place is open and sells condoms. Ten minutes later hs. Look babe! With spermicide!
5.29.2010
hs. Do you girls prefer trimmed or shaved? ss. Isn't this a question you should be asking your wife?
ss. Hm... so that's what flaccid looks like.
hs. If your laptop's your pooter, and your butt is your tooter, then what's that? ss. My vagooter?
ss. Can I have some ramen? hs1. Sure, as long as I can get some. ss. Never mind, how desperate do you think I am? hs2. I think there's been a misunderstanding, he wants some ramen, not some sex.
