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ss. Get your head out of my cleavage.
hs. What's cleavage? This is just a face full of titties.

hs. Stop stabbing me with your earrings!

hs. I'm just a love monkey and I won't peel my banana for nobody but you.
ss. Ew.
hs. Ok, I won't put the peel on my banana for nobody but you.

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after having anal sex
ss. You know, I do have a perfectly good pussy.
hs. Oh I'm sure you do.
ss. Well, I do and other boys like it just fine.
hs. Well fuck them then.

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hs. I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...
ss. Okay, just stop talking.

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hs. Suck me beautiful.
ss. What did you just say?
hs. Suck me beautiful! (she laughs) Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
ss. That's pathetic!

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hs. Soft lips.
ss. I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time, more like for wearing lipstick... and whistling.

ss. I'm trying to read a book here.
hs. I'm trying to get to second base, what's your point?

ss. Does all of you love me?
hs. Every inch.
ss. Even the inches that aren't always there?
hs. With them, it's more of a physical love, but from the rest of me
it's the emotional kind.

hs. I wish I had a penis that was 23 inches around.
ss. What would you have sex with? Whales?
hs. Small car tires.

hs. Hey, do you think you're me, that you can just give somebody the
reacharound any time you want? ... Hey, something is gonna happen if
you keep doing that, and it's not lactating.

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ss1. They look like beatniks, should I unpack my bongos?
ss2. I intend to unpack mine.

ss. Ok, Smooch McGooch.
hs. Did you just ask me to smooch your gooch? I'm not into that.

hs. *he burps* Do you wanna make out?
ss. I can smell your burp.
hs. I chose to share that with you.

ss. Go do what you need to do so we can go to sleep.
hs. I wont even make any jokes about needing you to be there for that.

ss. Are you going to make us sandwiches? I'll let you touch my booty.
hs. You do that anyway.
ss. Nooo. The booty is only for sandwich-makers.

hs. You've been smooch attacked. Ahh! ...Ok, I'll let you be autonomous now.

ss. When you woke up this morning, did you want an awkwardly long hug?
hs. When you woke up this morning, dis you want an awkwardly long hug and to get your leg humped?

while in the shower having sex, there is a knock at the door.
ss1. Hey, sorry to bother you, have you seen my brother?
ss2. ...um...
hs. Yea, I'm here. What's up?